Tonight I am off work, and I have plans. More often than not, I call my friends and they have already planned my evening. Tonight is no different. They have decided that we are going to a bar downtown. It’s within walking distance of the bestie’s apartment and it’s a somewhat seedy, hipster / gay, fairly popular place to get completely knackered. Tonight will be interesting though, as Wednesday night there is referred to as “Techno Dance Night” and things tend to get a little wild – to put it mildly. Just imagine rush-hour traffic without the cars, where everyone’s drunk, and that’s what it’s like.
The last time I went on a Wednesday, I woke up with an epic hangover – the kind that makes you feel as if you were put into a barrel and pushed down several flights of stairs. That morning (by “morning” I do mean 2pm) a friend was showing me photos that he had taken the night before. I stopped at a picture of a few guys dancing on the bar. It was a somewhat blurry photo (he had certainly gotten his drink on that night), and I asked him who they were. “Well, the boy on the right – that’s Chris, the middle one is my friend Keith,” and as he pointed to the third boy, who was shirtless, he said, “and that’s you.” Oh dear…
Just then, a moment of clarity took place. When I awoke shortly before, I became aware of an itch around my midsection. I reached into my blue and yellow Express briefs and pulled out a dollar bill. It had undoubtedly been inserted there while I was doin’ my thing above the crowd.
DISCLAIMER: Don’t get me wrong – I’m not a terribly constant party animal, a drunk, or a drug addict. I don’t do this often. However, I wholeheartedly believe that there is no shame – NO SHAME – in letting loose from time to time. Do what you’re going to do, and keep in mind that worrying about what other people think has never done any good for anyone. Anyone who has ever lived in the wealthier part of the suburbs and gotten the hell outta’ there (and I have) will agree with me. Cruel Intentions is a great movie, until you’ve lived it (but that’s a story for another time).
So, as I’m sitting here with my laptop, sipping on the finest Chardonnay that $12.99 can buy, I wish you all a happy and pleasantly eventful Wednesday evening. Mine certainly will be – of this much I’m sure.