Awhile back I took some screenshots from my grindr and laid out a few categories for some of the specimens that can be found on the app. I promised to regularly post some interesting or funny grindr snippets from time to time and, well… didn’t. This is probably because, like most things grindr, I lost interest in it fairly quickly.
Luckily some interest has popped back into my head. Here are a few snippets to make us all feel better about ourselves:
My reaction to this one caused everyone in line at the gas station to stare at me. To set the record straight, if I did have any kinky fantasies, I don’t think I’d have a problem finding a way to act them out.
This one seemed to only register a 3 or 4 out of 10 on Jacob’s Spectrum of Bizarreness, but upon further investigation of the individual wearing the duck-printed shirt…
It shot up to 8 or 9. Eek!!
This next one’s photo probably came from an album that had a title of something like “5th Anniversary”.
I’m not sure about the most concerning part of this next one. Perhaps it’s how enormously a turn-off a school bus is. Maybe it’s the fact that this dude was on grindr while behind the wheel of a freaking school bus!
I figure that if I poke fun at some Grindrvillians on a regular basis, I can get on it for my own purposes and not feel bad. So I suppose I owe a bit of gratitude to the blogosphere for making a small proportion of my sex life possible. Thanks everyone!